The first of April, this year did not have all the fun n excitement it used to have in the olden days. I woz totally astonished to see that nobody even cared to make a fool out of someone here.
No hoaxes, no jokes n no embarrassments.
It looked as though people here had completely forgotten the usual celebrations after embarrassing the gullible.

My day went like any other sunday, with nothing special to talk about. Got up, got breakfast, wasted in front of the pc, n did all the crap.

I woz text messaging with my dad in the evening when he said he had bot a jersey cow with a female calf, because of the increasing price of milk. He has been talking about this for some time, n i knew that with the enormous backyard n with the workers, maintaining them wont be a problem.

I woz happy about it n asked him wot he had named them.

The reply came: The jersey cow’s name is April and the calf, fool!