See how the mighty Arabs spam my stats page.

Who else has a monthly stats curve as beautiful as this? Show it to me, and I’ll add you to my blogroll!!

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Tags: MyActivities, Blogging, Funny

MediaWiki is good software, commanding a decent amount of respect among the FOSS community.

Nobody can ruin it better than these people: http://www.partimage.org/Main_Page

I wonder if partimage.org corrupted by Microsoft or something.

There are very few authentic tests that certify us to be cool people. I happened to come across this link and I scored 67/100. That’s a decent score and I’m happy with it. Try it. It is really accurate! Click here to take the test.

“How is something with three the same vowels to compete with Vista? That name almost is as stupid as Google! Those hackers really can’t think of names, they sound as if it were the first and last sound a newly born baby made when he choked on an apple his evil babysitter gave him.”

~ Bill Gates on Ubuntu forks

Cliff Calvin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm.

Here’s how it went:

“Well ya see, Norm, it’s like this… A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the lowest brain cells.

Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That’s why you always feel smarter after a few beers.”

cheers, drink on!
WARNING: CONSUMPTION OF ALCOHOL IS INJURIOUS TO YOUR HEALTH